Sitemap - 2025 - The Carpet
The Bathurst 1000, before the cleanup
The world's best show is returning to Australia
If I attend a coffee rave, shoot me.
Who was Haru Urara, and why is the internet mourning her?
“Let’s Not Make a Global Scandal Out of a Hat”
Remember when that kid ate a poison mushroom and spewed in English class?
Unexpected Item In the Bagging Area
Renting is totally, utterly, irredeemably munted
The death of God and the rise of the Labubu
Is it too much to ask politicians not to sext at work?
Why can’t the internet let fat people be happy?
How the mushroom murders brought Australia together
My very normal, totally legal quest to buy a human skull
Bezos's wedding was a vulgar spectacle
Why I’ve developed an irrational hatred for a stranger from Essex
Why Instagram is screwing up your holiday
The worst radio host in Australia
On rodent parasites and also the National Party
Clementine Ford versus Abbie Chatfield
The dick pic in the comedy group chat
What the Libs can learn from scrap metal truckers
Art is your birthright. Don’t let them tell you otherwise
Radio’s Most Cynical AI Experiment Just Got Exposed
Meet Thy – the radio host I don’t think exists
Why aren't millennials rioting this election?
Am I the only one really depressed about AI art?
I audit the predictions of Australia's most famous futurist
Surfers Paradise and their weird shrunken heads.
In defence of glorious failures
The world is a mess – here’s why you should look to a pigeon for guidance.
Inside a Japanese village on the brink of disappearance
Sam Kerr and her brush with a very fragile cop
The cult of charity: Where did Nedd Brockman’s millions go?
This hotdog statue will change your life
I think we need more shame on the internet
The art of the dick pic: lessons from a CEO's social media mishap
I wrote about day gamers. Then the internet’s ‘Dark Lord’ Found Me.