Archive - The Carpet

Don't ever, ever, ever let ads in cars

Our dystopian future awaits

Aug 16 • Stephanie

My very racist year six project

It got good marks.

Aug 9 • Stephanie

God is dead. Long live the Labubu

Nietzsche would have loved this

Aug 2 • Stephanie

July 2026

What the hell is a ‘soul pet’?

The newest dumb internet fad explained.

Jul 26 • Stephanie

Will friction-maxxing save us?

Honestly? Probably not. But maybe we should try it.

Jul 19 • Stephanie

When your boyfriend is AI

The women who date chatbots

Jul 12 • Stephanie

Why do people keep hiring consulting firms?

Seriously, these guys suck.

Jul 5 • Stephanie

June 2026

What’s up with the people climbing Everest?

They’re being really weird on Instagram

Jun 28 • Stephanie

The 86-year-old nana who loves burnouts

And how she helped me look forward

Jun 21 • Stephanie

Photos are ruining your holiday

Why you should put your phone down

Jun 14 • Stephanie

Portrait of a grifter

The making of Lisa Jane Spencer

Jun 7 • Stephanie

May 2026

The dick pic court case

Luke Sayers’ wife says she was falsely blamed for the infamous leaked photo.

May 31 • Stephanie

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