Archive - The Carpet

Where the hell did Stanley Cups come from?

Explaining a stupid phenomenon

May 17 • Stephanie

Blessed are the pigeon gurus

On looking for better role models

May 10 • Stephanie

The loudest generation

Not politically. Just… literally.

May 3 • Stephanie

April 2026

You can earn $95k and still live in a slum

What counts as affordable housing in Sydney? A closer look at prices, income limits and one very surprising listing.

Apr 26 • Stephanie

Let’s start a commune

One without the weird sex stuff! I promise!

Apr 19 • Stephanie

On art and huffing glue

Great things can come from both

Apr 12 • Stephanie

Some things should stay buried

A seasonal reflection on knowing when to stop

Apr 5 • Stephanie

March 2026

The men who pay for love

Inside the world of Seeking Arrangement

Mar 29 • Stephanie

Choose your gurus wisely

A bizarre story about a very famous man

Mar 22 • Stephanie

On the stupid AI vs human writer quiz

I'm coming for you, New York Times

Mar 15 • Stephanie

Should we kick Coles executives in the gooch?

Mar 8 • Stephanie

Living, apparently, does come at a cost

A guide to saving money

Mar 1 • Stephanie

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