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Virgin Monk Boy's avatar

Stephanie, this is viciously funny and sneakily brilliant.

You took a tacky, overpriced goblin doll and made it a mirror for late-stage cultural despair. That’s an art form in itself. You didn’t just describe the Labubu—you interpreted it like a fever dream of passive nihilism in vinyl form.

The genius is how you thread the needle: irony without flinching, critique without moralizing. And that last line? “What if you gaze into the abyss and a Labubu stares back?” That’s the kind of existential joke that lingers in the bloodstream.

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Gemma Calder's avatar

My 7 year old is obsessed with the idea of getting one of these but I didn't realise it extended beyond primary schoolers.

Funny story though, I looked them up and told her they're all sold out, but her friend at school got a new one, so she asked her where she found it. The friend wrote it down for her: "siniys pubeys murket" which was SUPPOSED to say Sydneys Pebbys Market, which of course was supposed to mean Sydney's Paddy's market. But I prefer her spelling.

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