Sitemap - 2024 - The Carpet

A TV show to watch while digesting ham

That time I was a drunken gremlin

What happens when you send mail to strangers

Is this the worst Tinder profile ever?

The story of the Howard Government’s internet complaint hotline

The time Alan Jones helped my radio show

The best hearse I ever saw

The time Cosmopolitan roasted me

Interviewing the pickup artist who hit on me

On trying to buy a human skull

The Christmas bong and great aunt Ros

A review of the Monster Trucks

Australia’s worst radio host

The Aussie media's big AI mistake

The dead snake incident

On approaching middle age

What to do with one's dead relatives?

There's no shame in a bit of public nudity

Why are Australians obsessed with grippy Koalas?

My theory on how Rachael Gunn made it to the Olympics

Okay, we actually need to talk about RFK

The Olympic athlete who was TOO genetically blessed

Brain worms, adult nappies, and making sweet, sweet love to a couch

Be careful where you get your health advice

Was Albert Einstein the Hawk Tuah girl of the 1920s?

I researched the Hawk Tuah Girl so you didn’t have to.

If I hear about Millennial sock length one more time, I’ll scream.

This is not a first date story. I told it anyway.

What's the deal with Stanley Cups?

Three ways to save money by reducing joy

What's with the dead people posts on LinkedIn?

Why I don’t rate Nedd Brockmann

A tasteful email you definitely want to read

The weirdest things I’ve found in Japan

Is this the worst television show ever made?

Should I pay to have a woman slap my face?

The time I got a magnet in my finger

The future of the Car Pit

Can we talk about shrunken heads, please?

Stop enjoying your long weekend

Fighting with Facebook conspiracy theorists

Addressing sexual harassment rumours (which I started)

Ginger Spice and her naughty F1 boss husband

What does a Bathurst hotdog statue and the world’s biggest pope have in common?

Does liking endurance races mean I'm on the spectrum?

Let Olympians take drugs and give racing cars guns

Oh God I think I might like Nascar

Why Apple is the LAST company I want making cars

Is this the worst car in Australia's history?

“Our cars are safe!” and other lies manufacturers tell you