Sitemap - 2024 - The Carpet
A TV show to watch while digesting ham
That time I was a drunken gremlin
What happens when you send mail to strangers
Is this the worst Tinder profile ever?
The story of the Howard Government’s internet complaint hotline
The time Alan Jones helped my radio show
The time Cosmopolitan roasted me
Interviewing the pickup artist who hit on me
On trying to buy a human skull
The Christmas bong and great aunt Ros
A review of the Monster Trucks
The Aussie media's big AI mistake
What to do with one's dead relatives?
There's no shame in a bit of public nudity
Why are Australians obsessed with grippy Koalas?
My theory on how Rachael Gunn made it to the Olympics
Okay, we actually need to talk about RFK
The Olympic athlete who was TOO genetically blessed
Brain worms, adult nappies, and making sweet, sweet love to a couch
Be careful where you get your health advice
Was Albert Einstein the Hawk Tuah girl of the 1920s?
I researched the Hawk Tuah Girl so you didn’t have to.
If I hear about Millennial sock length one more time, I’ll scream.
This is not a first date story. I told it anyway.
What's the deal with Stanley Cups?
Three ways to save money by reducing joy
What's with the dead people posts on LinkedIn?
Why I don’t rate Nedd Brockmann
A tasteful email you definitely want to read
The weirdest things I’ve found in Japan
Is this the worst television show ever made?
Should I pay to have a woman slap my face?
The time I got a magnet in my finger
Can we talk about shrunken heads, please?
Stop enjoying your long weekend
Fighting with Facebook conspiracy theorists
Addressing sexual harassment rumours (which I started)
Ginger Spice and her naughty F1 boss husband
What does a Bathurst hotdog statue and the world’s biggest pope have in common?
Does liking endurance races mean I'm on the spectrum?
Let Olympians take drugs and give racing cars guns
Oh God I think I might like Nascar
Why Apple is the LAST company I want making cars