I lied of course.
The only thing I have to share with you is this t-shirt I found in Shinjuku:
I’ve had several people implore me to buy this shirt after posting the above photo on Instagram. Someone even said I could wear it on a date. That, I replied, would be a great way attract the world’s least rare and least valuable resource into my life: men who like blow jobs.
So I’m leaving this one in Japan.
It’s a short newsletter this week, I’m afraid. I’ve had a couple of friends join me in Japan and I’ve been too busy having fun to scurry away into an internet café to write the usual essay.
Enjoy your week and if you’re wondering where I probably am right now, it’s here:
See you next Monday.
Steph
Quickly