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Cosmopolitan said I 'ruined' my face
And I kind of deserved it.
Feb 15
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Stephanie
12
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Please stop method-acting your press tour
I moved house and now I hate everyone
Feb 8
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Stephanie
47
11
8
Should I set fire to everything I own?
On moving home.
Feb 1
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Stephanie
17
10
1
The most Australian story I know
And it's a doozy
Jan 25
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Stephanie
14
4
1
On being trolled
And I thought the internet could no longer shock me.
Jan 18
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Stephanie
26
16
1
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In Defence of Summernats
It might not matter to you, but it does matter.
Jan 11
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Stephanie
23
18
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Interview with a pickup artist
Inside the murky world of day gaming
Jan 4
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Stephanie
16
1
The day after the shooting
Bondi in the immediate aftermath
Dec 28, 2025
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Stephanie
24
2
1
The mystery letter
One man's solitude is disrupted by a letter from a stranger
Dec 21, 2025
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Stephanie
8
2
I am fine, but I am sad.
From Bondi Beach.
Dec 14, 2025
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Stephanie
45
5
Remember the Howard Government’s internet complaint hotline?
On Governments meddling with the internet.
Dec 7, 2025
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Stephanie
23
3
4
TikTok killed celebrity
Inside the Australian TikTok awards
Nov 30, 2025
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Stephanie
18
3
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