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Ben Pobjie's avatar

It’ll only work if the old people aren’t doing it on purpose.

Stephanie's avatar

BUT WHY WOULD THEY DO THAT, BEN?!

Ben Pobjie's avatar

Oh Stephanie…I don’t know if you’re ready to learn just how far these creatures will go.

Adelle's avatar

Boomers wear an invisible "coat of no shame". They literally do not care. We're unfortunately stuck with this behaviour until the boomers are extinct. Stay strong Steph!

Seb Baby Boy Alvarez's avatar

I have hit the age where I don’t care about being hit in the face as a result of asking people if they have headphones available.

Steve York's avatar

Stephanie, I was about to suggest your own noise cancelling… but no. You need this. They gifted you, out of the kindness of their sweet old boomer hearts, some wonderful material to share on Substack with everyone. I loved it. Thank you.

Jane of all traits's avatar

If the Boomer’s child had done the same thing at any dinner table the kid would have gotten a look that would set them on fire.

I love how they are always oblivious too.