In their defence, the stark, overhead lighting does make it easier to remove the background and add little cowboy hats on their eager tips, and spurs on their balls. Oh it’s adorable! That way I can place them in whatever saloon they happen to waddle into for a rumble and a glass of whiskey. “This dust-ball ain’t big enough for the two of us”. Unfortunately, no one else can ever see this masterpiece. The world just isn’t ready... Also, porn shaming laws.
I mean, he got publicity, didn't he? And there's no such thing as bad publicity...
If you ever start a PR company, I want to work there.
I reckon if men took the mentality of making dick art over taking a dick pic, the quality would increase tremendously.
Also… did this dude mount the camera on a tripod? Got his ham-hocks and snail trail in there.
An excellent question. Alas, the artist behind this photo does not wish to come forward and explain his process. A loss to us all.
It’s true. Why can’t their be more Dicasso’s?
Some Leonardo Da Dinc-i level of dick art!
WADDLE 😭
You know EXACTLY what I'm talking about.
In their defence, the stark, overhead lighting does make it easier to remove the background and add little cowboy hats on their eager tips, and spurs on their balls. Oh it’s adorable! That way I can place them in whatever saloon they happen to waddle into for a rumble and a glass of whiskey. “This dust-ball ain’t big enough for the two of us”. Unfortunately, no one else can ever see this masterpiece. The world just isn’t ready... Also, porn shaming laws.