My take away from this incredibly hilarious yet stanky story was how this dude probably was making out that his Las Vegas romp was the stuff of legends, the classic boys night out - “what happens in Vegas” and all that shit. You fucking proved him wrong and kicked his ass with the most wildest Vegas story and had the stones to not leave it there, but to publish it… TWICE! BRILLIANCE!
Great read - paired with my morning coffee/poo. If only there was a hard copy of this I could jam in my butthole. Wow. I cannot believe he didn’t propose to you right then and there! Chump x
This is one of the best things I’ve ever read 😂
LOL - thanks Sam. Tasteful stuff only here.
My take away from this incredibly hilarious yet stanky story was how this dude probably was making out that his Las Vegas romp was the stuff of legends, the classic boys night out - “what happens in Vegas” and all that shit. You fucking proved him wrong and kicked his ass with the most wildest Vegas story and had the stones to not leave it there, but to publish it… TWICE! BRILLIANCE!
THANK you Seb.
I mean, who knows. Maybe the guy has a wilder time in Vegas than he let on… but he certainly didn’t one-up this story.
…well you know what they say? Whatever happens in Vegas will be hard to hand over to the dry cleaner.
Great read - paired with my morning coffee/poo. If only there was a hard copy of this I could jam in my butthole. Wow. I cannot believe he didn’t propose to you right then and there! Chump x
LOL!!!!!!!!!!
Thanks for this comment, Tez. So glad I could offer some inspiration xx
Never. Gets. Old.
I will continue to educate and scar those around me with this tale.