I mean, is it really worse than the drunk advice I took in the bathroom of a nightclub by a girl I had just met and instantly become best friends with for 1.5 minutes? Yes, because JESSICA HAS A GIFT AND IS WISE AND WOULD NEVER PERFORATE HER BUNGHOLE! SHE WOULD ONLY USE A QUESTIONABLE HOME CLEANSER TO BLEACH IT AND SAVE SEVERAL DOLLARS LIKE A GOD DAMN GENIUS!
The visceral horror I felt when reading your turn of phrase "like a finger poking a hole in freshly baked muffin"
Bravo bravo
A good way to die, you say?
I mean, is it really worse than the drunk advice I took in the bathroom of a nightclub by a girl I had just met and instantly become best friends with for 1.5 minutes? Yes, because JESSICA HAS A GIFT AND IS WISE AND WOULD NEVER PERFORATE HER BUNGHOLE! SHE WOULD ONLY USE A QUESTIONABLE HOME CLEANSER TO BLEACH IT AND SAVE SEVERAL DOLLARS LIKE A GOD DAMN GENIUS!
Riveting read!
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